Saturday, June 25, 2011

The Adventures of Highly Energized EOTYG-ers.

So you might know the calm and normal sides of us, but we are crazy! One time we were hanging out in a little snack room and I wanted me a Diet Coke....well my hand was too fat for the little door where all the soda and snacks come out so it got stuck. I was screaming and Lizzie was laughing at me. I pulled it out and felt really stupid. Oh well! :D

Another time we were sitting in the hallway just chillin' like normal and this mean man comes stomping up to us yelling, "You want your hotel rooms?! Do yall wanna keep them?! Well go to them and stay in there!" And of course I was scared out of my mind and Lizzie just jumped up and started speed walking to my hotel room. We couldn't get in because we were locked out. haha!

Every night we had a sleep over and we stayed up till at least 2:30 every time. :) We watched TV and saw a weird thingy in a type of shampoo.......We made fun of it allllll the time! It was a weird gay guy who used it for his hair. It. was. so. funny. He did his makeup well though! :D Good for him.

Have you ever heard of monster? Yeah, well our buddy Elijah bought us one....not a good idea. We drank it and we thought it tasted HORRIBLE. But, got addicting. We drank all of it and we had horrible headaches. It didn't kick in till about 11:30 pm. Ohhhh our poor mothers! ;D

So everyone gets a little sugary once and a while, right? Right. And like hyper because of the sugar and then you want to just sit and laugh or run around nutso. ...I usually prefer the run around nutso which can kinda be a problem starting at around midnight. If its 11 pm and you are running around screaming, its not so bad and people tolerate it, but when its past midnight people usually go all O.O on you.

Lets start at the beginning. Sarah and I went over to a gas station and bought a monster energy because we wanted one. It didn’t work like we thought it would and decided it wasn’t going to kick in until around 11:30 that night. Oh boy. I was like :SADKJGHDKUGH:ISFHUBDFH. So we decided to go get a snack. We ran out of the villa and hid behind a scrawny tree and then proceeded with care. From there we ran onto the mini golf course where we named all the smaller flags Lucas, Bob, Queen Bieber Jr, and Scrappy. The biggest one we named Queen Bieber. She stood in Sarah’s way for half an hour and would.not.move. We would’ve stood there all night, but a miracle happened and we discovered that you can actually go AROUND something. HA.

So once we did that, we flew like airplanes and rode narwhales into the lobby to go to a snack room with chips and stuff. The chips were up too high and since we are tiny, we couldn’t reach them. Thankfully someone (“I have a big head and little arms!”) got some chips down for us. We got everything and our total was exactly $22. Like the cashier said, yes, we planned it. Then we flew back to the outdoor vending machine (While singing Don’t Stop Believen’ and Hey, Soul Sister as loud as we could) for lemonade and sour skittles. That’s where Sarah’s hand got stuck in the door. Goober!!! lol!

We finished paying and everything, and then Myles walks by. **cough** In case anyone asks, Sarah Layne and I did not chase him screaming like drunk banshee’s through the villas that late at night. It was just some weird people who very closely resemble us. Identically…….Moving on. (btw, he freaked out and hyperventilated.)

Yeah. It not open with teeth. 

This did not go well with you can see. 

Then we went back to our villa and had to hide behind a tree because there was someone coming. The tree was either too skiny, or we were too fat cuz he saw us and was like O.o “Are you….hiding?” Me: “Shah! Tree!” Him: “Huh…..??” Me: “TREE!” Then he saw our hands were loaded with lemonade, and candy and was like, “Oh.”

Then we were almost home and this weird old man comes up and is like, “You girls having fun?” ...I hope he wasn’t a retired pedophile. …. …… cough

So yes, don’t drink Monster Energy drinks at 9 am because they will make you go crazy at 11 pm. YAY!

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